Ted Cruz, Communist Hunter

Lost Books
5 min readMar 30, 2023


Senator Ted Cruz has unveiled his latest plan to combat communism.

In a bold and unprecedented move, he has announced that he will be using a time machine to search for and confront communists throughout history.

This revelation came during a recent press conference in which Cruz detailed his intentions.

The time machine in question, known as the “Temporal Crusader,” was developed by a team of leading scientists at a top-secret research facility.

Cruz has expressed his unwavering confidence in the technology and its ability to transport him through the annals of time.

His primary goal is to identify and challenge key communist figures from the past in an attempt to prevent the spread of their ideology.

Cruz believes that by doing so, he will be able to alter the course of history and ultimately create a more stable and prosperous world.

Many have questioned the ethics of Cruz’s plan, arguing that meddling with the past may have unforeseen and potentially catastrophic consequences.

Others see it as a violation of the principle that history should not be tampered with.

Despite these concerns, Cruz has remained steadfast in his pursuit, arguing that the potential benefits far outweigh the risks.

He claims that the global threat of communism is too great to ignore and that decisive action is necessary to protect the United States and its allies.

Cruz plans to begin his time-traveling journey by confronting Karl Marx, the founding father of communism.

By engaging with Marx directly, Cruz hopes to challenge the very foundations of the ideology itself.

Godspeed, noble warrior!