Desantis, Crying At Disney World

Lost Books
Apr 2, 2023


Things went sideways at a recent trip by Ronald Desantis to Disney World. After hearing how Disney’s lawyers circumvented his maneuvering with some magic of their own, he went there and confronted none other than Mickey Mouse himself.

Push came to shove, literally, and things quickly got out of hand.

The Magic Kingdom’s police force was called in to restore order, and a bloodied Desantis was seen trying to patch things up with Mickey.

After that, it is reported that Desantis spent the rest of the afternoon wandering around aimlessly and blubbering like a baby about how his stupid plan had so stupidly failed.